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Defense contractor, military policy analyst, and an all-around swell guy. Proven by the fact that I am popular with my many liberal friends despite my doing (and enjoying) work for the Death Star (Pentagon). Or maybe it's *because* I am a Death Star, death-and-destruction, "let's turn [country X] into one giant glass self-lighting parking lot" kind of dude that they like inviting me to their parties. I mean, I do make a nice change of pace from the traditional tie-dye or black-turtleneck crowd. It's like "don't look, but right behind you there's this Dark Side of the Force person. He's right over there [whisper whisper]." Well, I think it proves your open-mindedness (a very important measure of liberalness) whenever you invite a Sith Lord to your social functions. Demonstrates how open and accepting a person you are. Note: I am available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and CNN "Defense Expert" interviews.

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